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UPDATE
Al-Jazeera is reporting, along with a few other places, that Abu Musab Zarqawi has been captured on the Iraq / Syrian border. No actual major news sources are confirming this.
UPDATE
Al-Jazeera is reporting, along with a few other places, that Abu Musab Zarqawi has been captured on the Iraq / Syrian border. No actual major news sources are confirming this.
So that means either it didn’t really happen, or someone would like this gather steam over the weekend and overtake the news from the White House about the record $445,000,000,000 budget deficit. You see, the White House releases the really bad news on Fridays at the end of the week’s news cycle because it dramatically lessens the impact and fewer people care about it because far fewer people pay attention to the regular news on Fridays.
So, to draw attention to it: $445,000,000,000.00 445 billion. The highest overdraw ever. If the American taxpayer were a bank (which we are) what would the overdraft fees be like? I pay $75 if I go over by as much, and it gets exponentially worse from there.
Also, “budget deficit” means “we spent this much more money than we actually had to spend.”
And if the Zarqawi thing isn’t true, then no one will mind if I point out how the Bush Administration passed on definite chances to nail Zarqawi three times after September 11th.
Friday’s aren’t just bad news days, they are totally scary news days.
All around us, its a symphony of news!
Look Mom, its the Department of Homeland Security! They are gathering information on where all the A-rabs in America live! Just in case! o. m. G.
Oh, and over there, its the Secret Service! They are safeguarding against turbans loaded with Uzis!
Oh, oh, and a Bush Campaign worker says people that don’t like their shitty new Bushjobs should take prozac! Susan Sheybani, an assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt, is the most compassionate conservative yet!
You guys chew on that while I go see the Manchurian Candidate.
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