J Berthume: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/click/rss/0.91/public/-/2/hi/south_asia/3601030.stm
imacowboymonkey: so let me see if i can distill this, and you tell me if i’m reading it right, k?
J Berthume: okay
imacowboymonkey:
idema: hey rummy, i’m gonna hunt down terror suspects and hook up car batteries to their balls.
dod: okay, but but we think you shouldn’t
idema: cool, call you thursday
dod: happy hunting
J Berthume: Yeah. Except I’m pretty sure in there somewhere the DOD sent them the battery
imacowboymonkey: that’s uh… that’s bad times
J Berthume: It probably was more like
idema: I’m gonna go Weapon X style on ragheads
dod: sweet. but we don’t know where you are, especially if you get arrested by the afghanis
idema: ha ha! you guys crack me up
dod: we’re serious. here’s your per diem but we don’t know what you’re up to or who you are
idema: you guys are such kidders! bye!
dod: uh, we aren’t kidding
idema:
dod: hello?
idema: (dial tone)
dod: oh my cock.