Things the RNC has taught me so far: Day 2
- Arnold should not say “homeland”
- Arnold should also not say someone is “terminating” something. Seriously, its like wearing the shirt of the band you’re in.
- Arnold should also not say “girly-men”. See #2
- The reason Jenna Bush looks so freaky is because she looks just like her dad.
- I don’t know who was writing the twins remarks, but why in the hell would you wicked burrn your own fucking grandmother in front of everyone?
- Some questions answer themselves.
Me: Damn, which one of the twins keep laughing like Beavis, and where the hell did that come from?
Diana: I dunno. Probably Jenna.
(Five minutes later)
Laura Bush: huh huh, huh-huh.
Me / Diana: Oohhhhh.
- People wearing elephant hats look totally silly.
- Accusing someone of telling “True Lies” is more confusing than derogatory. Arnold.
- I hate to keep going after Arnold, but who let him bring up Nixon? John Wayne was obvious, Reagan was expected, but Nixon?
- Last night? Showtunes? Ron Silver?
- Nixon, for God’s sake?
- Leadership is not about polls
, but in a democracy leadership is supposed to be about the will of the people,
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