Are you serious, Dick Cheney? Are you actually trying to tell me the stats on the economy would look a lot better if sales and revenue from E-Bay were counted?
Shit, that guy who sold the Ghost In A Jar made like four grand, and he spent what, like $1.30 on the whole project? [...]
Russia gets nailed by all kinds of terrorism.
The United States recommends negotiating with the Chechen terrorists.
Russia is all like “WTF 0_o”” and Putin is all like “Screw you guys”.
Russia tells the West not to interfere with its affairs, and also that it fully intends on engaging in pre-emptive strikes against its enemies.
More as this story [...]
THE NEWS WAITS FOR NO MAN
I don’t have the time to link to everything tonight but just trust me that I’m reporting these things with my usual level of veracity.
Last week Colin Powell announced that a bunch of money the DoD was going to turn into food for Iraq is instead going to be turned [...]
I swear I’m working on something but today got busy. In the ever-expanding interim I would like to share this statement my wife made last night:
Oh man, I wanna rip that bowtie off Tucker Carlson and stuff it right up his smarmy ass.
She’s a keeper.
Also, please go look at the funniest thing to come [...]
I was right, most of my analysis didn’t get used. But that’s okay - at least my line about how sad the RnC videos are made it.