This is another throwback that almost got published but then didn’t. The strong local Boston color lets you know who it was for.
Boston Winter Rental Kit
Price: $3,999
Description: Simulates the fun of trying to get out of your lease by finding new tenants for your apartment in Malden in winter.
Hazards: When you drop the price to [...]
I tried every day for three months to convince my editor at Boston’s Weekly Dig that I needed to write a social commentary / politics column for the paper. He never took the bait, and I understand why - I was still kind of green, and the sort of stuff I write about doesn’t [...]
I don’t understand how the NeoCons simultaneously:
Support the culture of life and defend it at any costs
believe that only God should / can / is allowed to take a life
be staunch supporters of capital punishment and the death penalty
write and sign legislation that unplugs the vegetative patients if they can’t pay for their care
be adamantly [...]
So NOW the states are good enough for the Pro-LifeWarriors, now that the Federal courts have “failed”. The Federal courts, mind you, that were forced to intervene by Congress’ recent special private bill powergrab that undermined the judiciary, threw out due process, and busted up Federalism.
The Lifers are staging protests to try and [...]
CNN, I don’t care that you file this story about Satan’s image on a turtle shell in OFFBEAT NEWS. Its still ridiculous.
Why are you even devoting space to this? I mean seriously. You fuckers and your idea of “news” make me want to gouge out my own eyes, set myself on fire, [...]