CNN, I don’t care that you file this story about Satan’s image on a turtle shell in OFFBEAT NEWS. Its still ridiculous.
Why are you even devoting space to this? I mean seriously. You fuckers and your idea of “news” make me want to gouge out my own eyes, set myself on fire, and jump out a window.
UPDATE: I may have been a wee harsh on CNN. On today’s American Morning Jack was awesome and gave the PG version of my situational assessment. XOXO, you guys are still better than Fox.