Short Stories, Long Odds

I’m like Gertrude Stein with a TV constantly set to 24-hour news networks.  Here are some phrases that jumped out at me while I was trying to write today.

1. Whole Additional Chicken
2. Los Angeles International Airport Evaporated. I mean, Evacuated.
3. I like to know all the places where I can eat soup.
4. Franchise Owners
5. Get In The Van
6. Hillary’s Porn Endorsement
7. Amnesty Without Animosity?