Short Stories, Long Odds

is officially (fairly) out. #
Is on his way to breakfast. #
is about to do some damage at IKEA. #
just reoutfitted the entire home office for like five hundo. #

Top three common items at batman premiere: 1) iPhones 2) mohawks 3) UNREASONABLE ATTITUDES #
Thinks The Dark Night represents a serious shift in comics adaptations. I feel physically assaulted by quality. #

is (literally) packing it in. #

has finally received the wonder of 30 Rock. #

is telling you that Hellboy 2 is a lot of fun and has amazing visuals. #
just spent roughly $8 billion getting the animals de-flea-ed. Apparently each Advantage treatment is made of polonium coated in platinum … #