Enjoy Snakes On A Plane Responsibly

Tonight I’m going to see Watchmen at midnight. After I bought tickets this afternoon and was driving home, I passed a liquor store. It reminded me that, when we went to go see Snakes On A Plane, after the movie was over we got up to leave and saw someone had left something in a cup holder a few rows behind us. We investigated and discovered that it was an empty 750 of The Glenlivet (18 yr old).

Yo dawg, I heard you like years in yo scotch

Yo dawg, I heard you like years in yo scotch

Now I can’t decide if getting tanked before going to see Watchmen would make it better or worse.

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