Tonight I’m going to see Watchmen at midnight. After I bought tickets this afternoon and was driving home, I passed a liquor store. It reminded me that, when we went to go see Snakes On A Plane, after the movie was over we got up to leave and saw someone had left something in a cup holder a few rows behind us. We investigated and discovered that it was an empty 750 of The Glenlivet (18 yr old).

Yo dawg, I heard you like years in yo scotch
Now I can’t decide if getting tanked before going to see Watchmen would make it better or worse.
do it! it will be that much better for it, what with the subject matter and the current times we’re in. have some for me while you’re at it.
I’d like to meet the person who drinks Glenlivet while watching Snakes On A Plane.
Right? Whoever it was, they are my people.