Short Stories, Long Odds

Part of being a professional writer is being rejected. I thought it would be informative to show you what things I’ve submitted that get passed on for publication and to tell you why, if the editor was kind of enough to let me know. This was my first ever submission to McSweeney’s which, as literary journals go, is a big deal for new American writers.

I submitted for a section of McSweeney’s called Lists, which is exactly what it sounds like. You can see the latest round of lists that were accepted instead of mine if you go right now – this one is particularly great.

So, now, what did I submit that didn’t make it?

Facebook Status Updates That Have Made Me Regret Accepting Friend
Requests From Passing Acquaintances
By Josh Berthume

USA HISTORY I hugged a black today to celebrate Berak Obama

Miscarriage! (and not of justice lol)

praying to Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ for good news about my boat

sorry about your crotch rash, boo :( <3

r u ready 2 party i m gettin ready 2 party blow it up rite after my hearing

I am going to kill Josh Berthume

The editor said, specifically, that they weren’t going to use this one because they are “a little Facebook’ed out at the moment.” That’s legit. The lesson I take from this is that maybe I should try something a little less topical next time.

At any rate, I thought my submission was strong, and the reason the editor gave for passing was sensible. This interaction is a blessing because most times you don’t get anything personalized in a rejection – editors are busy, busy bees – so you’re never sure about the what or why. So thanks, McSweeney’s. More submissions will be winging their way to your digital mailbox soon.