Short Stories, Long Odds

Best Song Lyrics I’ve Found In A While:
So I’ll stick to my guns,
but from now on it’s war:
I’m armed with the past,
and the will, and a brick
- Frightened Rabbit, Good Arms vs. Bad Arms
Best Line from Neruda That Used To Be a Favorite Until I Forgot It (Tie):
I want to do with you / what [...]

is officially (fairly) out. #
Is on his way to breakfast. #
is about to do some damage at IKEA. #
just reoutfitted the entire home office for like five hundo. #

Top three common items at batman premiere: 1) iPhones 2) mohawks 3) UNREASONABLE ATTITUDES #
Thinks The Dark Night represents a serious shift in comics adaptations. I feel physically assaulted by quality. #

is (literally) packing it in. #

has finally received the wonder of 30 Rock. #