Short Stories, Long Odds

I’m not sure if I’ve read more books A) by Stephen King, or B) about transnational terrorism, although I think B started winning a few years ago and hasn’t looked back since.

I am happily married and covered in animals. I drive a union-made car and always try to kill yard bugs with the all natural stuff before nuking it from orbit. I was once cynical and egotistical, whereas now I am optimistic but less than confident. I once wrote music and now I write words.